Unless you’ve been living under a rock in a cave on Mars these past eight years (which sounds like a pretty sweet alternative to living in these USA), you probably know that no Knows how to get the entire internet in an uproar like Donald John Trump.
Unique 45 showcased this talent in a new and intriguing way over the weekend when he publicly predicted that he would be arrested on Tuesday.
“Distant [and] far leading republican candidate [and] The former President of the United States of America will be arrested on Tuesday of next week,” the former Prez and current drama queen wrote on her Truth social platform.
Trump attributed his knowledge of the plan to “illegal leaks” from the Manhattan District Attorney’s office.
He concluded by encouraging his followers to take action:
“Resist, take back our country!”
Well, as you may have noticed, Tuesday has come and is mostly gone, and as far as we know, Donald is still a free man, imprisoned only by his own crippling addiction to the Big Mac. Is.
So what gives?
Well, for starters, it’s worth noting that our initial source on all of this is Trump himself.
So right now it’s like everyone in the media is playing a game of telephone with a drunk kid and repeats over their ears whatever nonsense they say.
That said, there’s reason to believe the Manhattan D.A. is pursuing an indictment against Trump in connection with money he allegedly paid to adult film star Stormy Daniels in 2016.
and there’s a great chance apprentice The host will soon be brought up on charges.
“There is no information other than illegal leaks from the Department of Justice and the DA’s office to…fake news carriers, that…the Democrat prosecutor in Manhattan has decided to take his witch-hunt to the next level,” a representative said. for Trump told Axios on Monday.
“President Trump is exposing his innocence and the weaponization of our unjust system. He will be in Texas next weekend for a big rally.
Yes, some things never change and a massive rally continues to be Trump’s answer to everything.
The man is a full blown rabble-rouser.
Anyway, Trump didn’t get arrested today, but that doesn’t mean it’s not going to happen.
Insiders say the grand jury deciding the case had another witness to hear on Monday, and the delay could be a result of testimony that spilled over into Tuesday.
If the grand jury decides to indict, we probably won’t see a handcuffed Trump being led out on a par walk, as his attorneys will almost certainly arrange a time and place for the Florida resident to surrender.
The indictment may sound from afar, which is less exciting, but it may be for the best.
After all, no US president has ever been arrested before, so it’s important to handle the matter delicately.
Besides, all the worst Maga Chuds would enjoy a lot of self-pity at the sight of Trump being dragged off to jail.
By the end of the day, at least 400 Jacksonville residents named Darryl will have elaborate tattoos depicting Trump wearing a crown of thorns and pulling a giant cross while being ridiculed by the NYPD.
These may be uncertain times, but this is one development you can bet on.